Don't mess with that Toot-Toot

Don't mess with that Toot-Toot
Don't you mess with that Toot-Toot
You can have the other drugs
But don't mess with that Toot-Toot

I was born with big nostriles
The doctor slapped my face (whack!)
He said "You're not so special"
Messin' around with that Toot-Toot

Now you can drink as much
But if you take a snort
You're gonna have yourself a case
Doc's gonna slap your face

So don't mess with that Toot-Toot
Don't you mess with that Toot-Toot
You can have the other drugs
But don't mess with that Toot-Toot